Hi... I'm Martha Coakley...
"If I were to tell the press that millions of Americans would be blown up by an Iranian nutcase, or that your Congress has stolen the entire contents of your savings with health care "reform" or bailouts, nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan...But, if I tell the press a few homosexuals are upset over their little wee wees in California, why, everyone just loses their minds!"
And I thought my jokes were bad...
Oh, and the purple SEIU suit, it's not cheap, you ought to know, you paid for it...
HOW ABOUT A MAGIC TRICK???
If Scott Brown wins this election, little Obama here won't be able to pimp his grandma for a nickel...
A guy like me... Look, I know why the bar associations have little group therapy sessions in secret ... The Batgirl (Sarah Palin)...
And that McCain on the television, the Batgirl has no juridiction anymore, she'll make him squeal... I know the squealers when I see them...
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